f : Human --> OperatingSystem, f(Priyendra) = SlackwareLinux

Just came across this cool website which provides a function to map humans to operating systems. The website's asks a number of personality-test style questions - the answers to which serve to guide the iterative mapping algorithm implemented by the website's creators to the OS that most closely resembles you. In my case, here's the answer I obtained.



So what'll come next? Well, maybe some smartass will come up with a way to identify which is the microwave that you most closely resemble. And then maybe some smarter-ass will come up with a book titled, "I, microwave!"